Cappello, Dave
Profile of the Month
Published September 2007
Name: Dave Cappello
Nickname: "Meaty"
Why you should know who he is:
1) He was last year's Flag Football Rookie of the Year and is the pre-season front-runner for Flag Football M.V.P.
2) He is always "fresh."
3) He is that kid with the surfboard, which is funny because he doesn't actually surf.
4) He is the best looking kid on campus.
Most likely to be found:
1) Looking for his cell phone charger.
2) On the "right coast."
3) Flipping out over pretty much nothing.
4) Looking "fresh."
5) Spearing sharks and other aquatic animals.
6) With the "Silverton Boys."
7) With his best friend, Cashman.
Intramural Highlight: Causing a young Asian American student to break 3 bones in his leg as well as tearing his ACL as Cap showed him that he had no business trying to square up with him in flag football.
Intramural Lowlight: Going nuts and quitting Wiffle Ball because he wasn't having fun.
Quotes: "You Don't Surf!" "Surprise;" "I hate... you/this school/my life/my friends/this apartment/pretty much everything."
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