Porter, Joan

Joan Porter (published November 2004)

Name: Joan Porter

Nicknames: The Bad Seed

Arch Enemies: Eddie, California Liz & anyone who takes her stones

Idol: Holly

Major: Country Music 101

Minor: Line Dancing

Occupations: too many to name

Average Annual Income: $0.00

Favorite Cities: Branson, Nashville, New Orleans & Pensacola

Most Athletic Moment: making a diving catch into the scorer's tent at the Mid-Atlantic Regional Tournament

Least Athletic Moment: playing basketball at last year's All-Nighter

Quotes: "You got served", "Oh Dang", "Wut Up Ack?", "Suckaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

Greatest Awards: 2004 Mid-Atlantic Regional MVP, 2001-02 New Orleans Female MVP, 2001-02 Intramural Female Athlete of the Year

Most Likely To: horribly disfigure her nose, apply to the plumber's union & change the radio station in the team van