Porter, Joan
Joan Porter (published November 2004)
Name: Joan Porter
Nicknames: The Bad Seed
Arch Enemies: Eddie, California Liz & anyone who takes her stones
Idol: Holly
Major: Country Music 101
Minor: Line Dancing
Occupations: too many to name
Average Annual Income: $0.00
Favorite Cities: Branson, Nashville, New Orleans & Pensacola
Most Athletic Moment: making a diving catch into the scorer's tent at the Mid-Atlantic Regional Tournament
Least Athletic Moment: playing basketball at last year's All-Nighter
Quotes: "You got served", "Oh Dang", "Wut Up Ack?", "Suckaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"
Greatest Awards: 2004 Mid-Atlantic Regional MVP, 2001-02 New Orleans Female MVP, 2001-02 Intramural Female Athlete of the Year
Most Likely To: horribly disfigure her nose, apply to the plumber's union & change the radio station in the team van
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