Iurato, Mike

Mike Iurato (Published September 2005)

Name: Mike Iurato

Nickname: Downy

Occupation: winning intramural events, tracking horses at the OTB, and dominating freshmen in wiffle ball

Heart Throbs: any girl that happens to watch him throw a one-hitter in wiffle ball

Arch Enemies: the Love Bunnies and whatever team he dominated in the Other Bowl last year

Most Likely To Be Found: outside 140, the track, and wiffling balls outside Millennium

Quotes: "Helllllooooooo Ricccccccchhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrddddddd!!!", "D-Block will prevail this year!, "The Mets are going all the way this year!"

Intramural Highlight: guiding D-Block to three championships

Intramural Lowlight: heartbreaking losses in two out of three