Iurato, Mike
Mike Iurato (Published September 2005)
Name: Mike Iurato
Nickname: Downy
Occupation: winning intramural events, tracking horses at the OTB, and dominating freshmen in wiffle ball
Heart Throbs: any girl that happens to watch him throw a one-hitter in wiffle ball
Arch Enemies: the Love Bunnies and whatever team he dominated in the Other Bowl last year
Most Likely To Be Found: outside 140, the track, and wiffling balls outside Millennium
Quotes: "Helllllooooooo Ricccccccchhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrddddddd!!!", "D-Block will prevail this year!, "The Mets are going all the way this year!"
Intramural Highlight: guiding D-Block to three championships
Intramural Lowlight: heartbreaking losses in two out of three
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