Zezza, Matt

 Matt Zezza (Published October 2005)

Name: Matt Zezza

Nicknames: Cash Money Dollar Bills, Flava Flav, Pretty Boy, White Chocolate, Boy Wonder, Gap Cover Boy

Occupation: "Best" referee in intramural sports, model for K-Mart Christmas catalogue, President of the Asian Club

Heart Throbs: chick from "Wayne's World", Lucy liu, Eli Manning, & Doc Bryngil

Arch Enemies: select members from the NFC East, established Christmas catalogue models, ex-wifeys

Most Likely to be Found: Hunka Bunka, the dressing room at the extra-smedium store, or hop-scotching with Eddie

Quotes: "You smell me?", "Heyyyyyyyyy Pizzzzzzzon!"

Intramural Highlight: winning the dodge and kickball tournaments

Intramural Lowlight: losing the Bubble Bowl last year

Love Quote: "I love the Giants more than I love my girlfriend!"