Massey, John

John Massey (Published September 2006)

Name: John Massey 

Nickname: Massive

Heart Throb: Mike Iurato

Most Attractive Feature: His toes

Favorite Fashion Accessories: 8X Intramural t-shirts & tighty whiteys

Hobbies: Consuming large quantities of food while drinking diet soda, handicapping horse races at every racetrack in the United States, "getting jiggy with it" at freshmen orientation & being ejected from all you can eat Chinese buffets

Most Annoying Habit:  Doing play by play aloud to every sporting event while people are trying to enjoy the game

Least Effective Flag Football Managerial Moment: Leaving the team's i.d.s at the hotel and nearly causing SPC Select to forfeit out the National Tournament

Favorite Annual Event: Cheerleading tournaments at the RLC

Most Athletic Moment: Winning the Intramural Racquetball Tournament by default

Least Athletic Moment: Sliding into a mud pile while attempting to make a catch at the Northeast Regional Tournament

Quotes: "Did anyone say buffet?"